Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

So I was sitting in my apartment watching TV, when I saw a REALLY bright light on my balcony. I went outside to see what was going on when I saw a helicopter circling my apartment complex with it’s searchlight roaming the property. So I got my roommate and we stood outside to try to figure out what was going on when all of a sudden a flashlight was shining in my face. It was a police officer who was searching for someone. He asked us if we had seen anyone go by, and we told him we hadn’t then asked what he looked like. He said he was mexican, the pointed the flashlight in my face and said, “and actually looks just like you.” And he was dead serious! I got scared for a second then informed him that I was white, and had been in my apartment for quite some time. Then he left and kept searching. I guess they didn’t find the guy last night by the time they called off the search. Oh well, it was definately interesting.